Oh the Humanity!

so i played an interesting game this weekend. it's called 'drink til you puke'. it's kind of complex.

here's what you do: you have a long couple weeks at work, staying past midnight several times. the weather is so nice and you itch to go outside. so you let that build up and when you're finally free, you go drink a ton, fall on your way up the steps to your house, puke in your bed, on your floor, on the wall -- WHEREVER -- til you're dry-heaving in a bucket.

then you get up the next morning and DRY HEAVE IN A BUCKET. after that you sip water and barf. then, completely hungover and still VERY VERY PUKEY, you take a cab, the metro, and another cab to pick up your car from the service center. you then drive home with a plastic bag in one hand, just below your mouth, in case you spew.

once you get home you lie down again and sleep for hours. then you get up, shower, eat peanuts, and go to another bar, where you drink only diet coke and become nauseated at the smell of others' beers.

damn you So-Co and Lime! but a fun game.