26 June 2006

Douche-Bag CEO Scenario of the Weak

hmmm, saucy:

dick cheney, as CEO of halliburton, artificially inflated the company's stock by trumpeting falsified earnings scenarios. when the stock rose to $53 per share he sold, netting a cool $40M. when the actual financial health of the company came to light, right after cheney picked himself to fill the VP seat, the stock plunged to $8 per share. then of course we attacked iraq and halliburton "won" a bunch of no-bid contracts for -- oh, right -- BILLIONS OF DOLLARS. suddenly the company is doing quite well. hmmm.

this is not some leftist fantasy. it's what is alleged in a class-action investor lawsuit against halliburton.

man, this MBA administration IS THE WORST EVER IN THE WORLD.

EVER.

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