Big Papi = Big Mac

hmm. so david ortiz has something wrong with his heart.

now, obviously, i hope he's fine and there is no lasting damage and blah blah.

but: he's fat and out of shape. no wonder his heart is in trouble.

an idea, papi: you're famous and rich. stop eating like a crap head and put some work in.

same to you david wells and all you other fat ball players. time to stop embarrassing the game.