i am pleased to announce -- and quite surprised, in some ways -- that time magazine has chosen me MAN OF THE YEAR.
yes, it's true. i didn't ask for such accolades, but i will gladly accept them.
also, i will accept cash donations. MAN OF THE YEAR carries with it certain responsibilities, one of which is to be rich and awesome. i've got the awesome; you guys give me the rich.
thanks bitches!
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wait a tick...i thought I was man of the year?!?! Why else would that guy have come over to take my picture in the purple feather boa? This is all very confusing.
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