14 July 2006

I Still Oppose Anti-Dentites

even though i just got back from the dentist, who asked me -- and i swear to god i'm not making this up -- "ready for the bleed test?"

she had to poke my gums until they bled to see how they're doing since she performed her UberCleaning a month ago. unfortunately, the gums are doing quite well -- she had to poke the hell out of my gums to get them to bleed. it hurted.

dentists are either really sardonic but funny, or just plain evil.

like "fru-its of the dee-vil."

1 comment:

Sanjiv Gajiwala said...

pig-licks, the lot of them.