oh man, LOVE IT:
"Women have tits. When women hold their shoulders straight, which is good for you, you can tell that they have tits. Most of us, especially those of us who have tits on the large side of average, slouch terribly because sexist motherfuckers have made us terribly self-conscious about our bodies by either shouting at us on the street or prudishly telling us that it's our fault if we get shouted at on the street... But hey, ladies, you're supposed to curl up like a fucking pillbug so that nobody can actually tell that you have tits, because titties are distracting and evil and bad, you fucking slut.
The whole fucking point of feminism is that women's bodies--and being as we are human beings, which is to say living creatures, our bodies are us, and you guys are the same way despite having been trained to think of yourselves as emotionless brains on sticks (except when you have a hard-on)--are neither sex toys nor shameful.
Women have tits. Standing up straight is good for your back.
Anyone who has a problem with either of these two statements can kiss my big sticky vagina. Which is equipped with teeth and will bite your motherfucking head off."
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